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 Posted: Sat Mar 17th, 2007 09:02 pm
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muncy
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CALL CENTRE
MARTIN AND JANE MIME ANSWERING THE TELEPHONE
MARTIN
(into telephone)
Yes. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
(to Jane)
My God Jane, She’s a feisty bitch that one.
JANE
I thought you liked your women with a bit of spunk in them.
MARTIN
Only When it’s mine Jane dear.
JANE
(into telephone)
Hello help desk. Yes, could you hold the line a moment.  
(to Martin)
Martin, you’ve got a call.
MARTIN
I know.
JANE
Aren’t you going to take it?
MARTIN
I can’t be bothered. It’s only your boyfriend. Hey, that makes a change. I’ve got bored of him quicker than you have!
JANE
(into telephone)
I’m sorry caller. There’s a fault on the line. Please call again.
(snatching Martin’s telephone)
Hello Patrick. Sorry Martin’s being a twat. Oh hello Mr Staples. Me? Er, I’m Trudi. Bye!
(to Martin)
You complete prick Martin. You’ve probably got me the sack.
MARTIN
Your point being?
JANE
I need this job Martin!
MARTIN
That’s the saddest statement I’ve ever heard.
JANE
(into telephone)
Hello help desk. Oh, hello Mr Staples. Yes that was me. I’m really sorry. I thought you were my boyfriend. Well, actually it’s not Trudi, it’s Jane. You do? Really. Well thank you. Thank you very much Mr Staples.
(Jane begins to leave the stage)
MARTIN
Where are you going?
JANE
You did it Martin. You got me the sack.
MARTIN
What?
JANE
Yeah. Mr Staples likes my voice. I’m doing the voice over for the new tv advert.
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 Posted: Sun Mar 18th, 2007 12:23 pm
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Paddy
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Mana: 
This is good...but I'm not sure it follows the lines of a play...more of a skit...still....funny.  I think I'd like more of their conversation between the calls.  I like that.

Paddy

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