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Posted: Thu Apr 4th, 2019 11:37 pm |
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In the small town diner an old man asks the waitress if she remembers seeing him in one of the booths — the young waitress shakes her head ~ Sorry, sir, but I’m only eighteen ~ rolls her eyes a bit, changes pens. The old man says ~Okay, I had no reason to be out that day anyway ~ turns his head, changes his disguise into a young man, says ~ You look beautiful Lily, waiting tables, smiling every time I’ve come in for the dinner special ~ and the waitress says she could get fired for gabbing ~ Would you like to order now? ~ The old man looks her over, says ~ Yes, a woman needs time to dress properly, but I could come back at seven to pick you up ~ And she says ~ For Christ’s sake, it’s pork and gravy and mashed potatoes today…$6.99 ~
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