I have a conundrum regarding my latest play, so I thought I would tap into the creative minds on these boards. I always write comedies, but rarely do they hinge on jokes. However, there's a situation in my latest play that requires an actor to make a joke and I am stumped. If you have any suggestions, your assistance would be greatly appreciated. I have all my friends working on it, but nothing has quite clicked as yet. Here's the set up...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "To be or not to be. That is the question." And the bartender says...
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "To be or not to be. That is the question." And the bartender pulls out a gun, fires, and says..."not."
