|View single post by lostsocks|
|Posted: Wed Aug 9th, 2006 12:23 am||
|If i could trade my grumpy cynicism for poetic talent I would... But until then, I hope you enjoy this offering.
As always, criticisms, pointy sticks and comments are more than welcome.
Buy Zen and get the Buddha free
Half-price heaven with a lifetime guarantee
Sometimes five quid sometimes more
Christ delivered to your door
Salvation is the new shampoo
It cleanses sin and dandruff too.
It’s Pick and mix (every man for himself)
Lets raid the store and clear the shelf
Heaven’s never looked so great, I’m knocking at its door
But I’ve sold my soul to Argos – Didn’t need it anymore